There Really Is No Feeling Quite Like Discovering A New Song That Fits Your Blorbo To A T. Best I Can

You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

This like when the costco founder said he'd kill the cfo if he tried to raise the price of the hot dog

“good Christian honk” sounds like a euphemism 

Skeppy: *gets a girlfriend*

Every skephalo shipper: I CANT POG THROUGH THE PAIN

cockblocked 😔

scooby doo had an uncle named spooky doo

NEW POKEMON CONFIRMED FOR XY!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NAMES AS OF YET, BUT IT IS BELIEVED TO BE AN ELECTRIC/ICE TYPE!!!!!!!! POPULAR FAN NAMES ARE “BLUE PIKACHU", “ICELECTRIC", AND “GAY SHITTY IDIOT".

fuck that "fell first/fell harder" thing. they both fell flat on their faces because their shoes were untied

Technoblade: I fear nothing

Badboyhalo: :p

Technoblade: I lied