ferg-en-der-ben-do

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lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase

I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.

Sneaker night by Vanessa Hudgens

His plan

Ppl on Tiktok keep twinkifying and giving him hair because they can't handle the swag of a bald guy. LEAVE MY BALD MAN ALONEEE, HE'S CUTE AS HE IS.

"the boob on ich plague." -a german person with chest dysphoria.

I dont want people to find this

see him schmoove

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

Third base is getting stabbed in the stomach and slumping forward with your chin on their shoulder and blood dripping from your mouth

I completely flooded the back of house today and everyone failed to react like a human. The person who noticed tried to alert me by standing directly behind me, pointing at the floor, and going ‘water’. And when I turned and looked, all I could muster was ‘oh thats cool.’ Really calmly.

And then my manager darted for the mop bucket like CAN YOU TWO DO SOMETHJNG PLEASE STOP JUST WATCHING IT

can you take my white ass to funkytown

worlds loudest HELL YEAH BROTHER heard projecting from the back of this costco

mwah is a very important word

I’m just going to leave this here