I'm Still Salty I Didn't Get To Witness This At My Ritual. This Man Has Me So Fucked Up [src]

cutie patootie

I just read that Manco's and what I had in mind were exactly the same

also, the decision made in all his engines to draw constantine's shitty father the exact same way they drew constantine for the rest of the comic has not left my mind since last night and it's eating my brain.

For free??? Yes sir give me

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

"Smoochs all of them especially terzo"

My HCs on How the Papas Feel About Their Looks:

Primo presents himself as not giving a fuck about something as asinine and tedious as to whether or not he’s good-looking. It’s unimportant and stupid. Internally, though, he thinks he’s quite good-looking even now.

Secondo is aware that he is good-looking and isn’t above using it to his advantage with a willing party. He also knows he’s a bit of an acquired taste and takes no offense to that. It just means he’s gotta work just a tiiiny bit harder to get the one he has his eye on to openly swoon over him:

Terzo is aware others think he’s good-looking, and is willing to play around with it. However, he doesn’t actively see himself as particularly handsome. Not anymore, at least. He probably thought better of himself in his youth when he was still “new and full of hope (and cream pies)”, but that has since dwindled until he hated to think about himself. I think on average, he knows he isn’t necessarily ugly but doesn’t think he’s that far above average. But he’ll willingly present himself as completely confident in his looks and try to fulfill the image expected of a handsome man.

Copia is similar to Terzo in that doesn’t think he’s good-looking but will play along as such. But I think they differ in why they do so. Terzo’s is more akin to just sighing and going along with it — might as well, he’s already become begrudgingly used to playing along for the sake of others. Copia’s is born more from growing up lonely and ridiculed and associating that with something about him being wrong or unpleasant. That, and we know he apparently has some specific ideas of what a Papa should look like. He’s pretty positive the only reason anyone is “attracted” to him now is because of his power and the charisma he must exert while performing. Otherwise, he only has sparse moments when he thinks highly of his looks. But I think he’s learning to become okay with himself.

Conclusion: Smooch these stupid old men🫵🏽

The sweetest and best headcanon I've ever read

ghost headcanons!

primo:

• his favorite flowers are hibiscus flowers and hydrangeas

• he has pots and pots of different tea bags. he will happily talk about and rate each one if you ask

• his room and study are full of natural light

• protective of all his brothers

• can seem aloof at first, but he's just quiet and is very kind!

secondo:

• everyone thinks he's a ladies' man but actually. yeah

• he doesn't actually really like one-night stands though. he prefers deeper and longer relationships but is too afraid to pursue one

• yes he does like snakes

• big fan of perfumes and colognes. anything physical that he can associate feelings or memories with, he likes (blankets, books, sights, etc)

• protective of terzo especially

terzo:

• he loves spending time with the little ones at the ministry! sometimes they come into his study; they have a habit of drawing all over his work with crayons (terzo does it too)... it makes nihil furious

• poker fan but he's terrible at it

• his love language is physical affection

• he's very passionate. he cares deeply for his brothers, friends, and any of the kids. he's not afraid to defend them with all he's got, even if it means being an a-hole

• absolute d-bag to his brothers (lovingly)

• writes "xoxo" in text messages

copia:

• like terzo, he loves spending time with the little ones

• carries around band-aids in case someone gets hurt

• sews little plushes for people, and is teaching terzo slowly but surely. he's already made one for each of his brothers

• insecure about his place in the ministry

• used to stumble over his words when nervous, but is now a confident speaker

• can be a bit aloof or goofy at times

anyway they are all great end of story woohoo!!

That’s it! Where’s my John Constantine Pride comic and cover!? I don’t give a shit that it’s pandering or if it’s just shitty capitalism. I want that piece of shit Brit drawn in the sluttiest little outfit surrounded by bisexual flags with Zatanna on his left and DC Lucifer on his right! I want it to be the dirtiest shit imaginable! Enough to make those conservative bigots lose their minds and claim that it’s devil worship! WHERE IS IT!? >:(

Random headcanons about Papa's

Primo

His bedroom is a second greenhouse;

No, really. He has a lot of plants in every room. Even in the office;

There's time for a nap every day in his schedule;

Knows herbal medicine better than anyone in the Ministry;

Loves tea and Italian pizza;

He also loves candy, but because of this his tummy often hurts🥺;

Pipo often gets cold, so he has a lot of sweaters and warm socks. I'll tell you a secret, he tied many of them himself;

Often reads books while eating;

He loves hugs so much! They don't have to have romantic overtones. A tight friendly hug is enough;

To the brothers and sisters of sin he is like a wise, kind and loving grandfather.

Secondo

Stone Face 24/7/365;

He has bad knees, so he walks with a staff;

Despite his menacing facade, he's so sweet;

He has a chinchilla named Chessie. He constantly pampers her with treats and carries her with him to work in his pocket;

Prefers sweet coffee with milk and tiramisu;

He loves his younger brothers so much, but he will never show it to them, because showing feelings is not courageous;

He has a huge sweater that Primo knitted and Secondo often sleeps in it;

You will be surprised, but he is not the type who likes one-night stands. He prefers to help himself than to take advantage of an unhappy girl in love;

After retirement began to spend more time in the library. He reads a lot of books just to escape reality;

Sometimes he watches melodramas and dreams that that same beloved will appear in his life...

Terzo

Everyone thinks he's a whore, but that's far from true;

Yes, in his youth he starred in several porn films and once participated in an orgy, but that is in the past... Most likely;

He just loves wine. And spicy food;

Someone told him about 30 years ago that he eats too much. Terzo still struggles with Eating Disorder;

He really loves flowers and often helps Primo in the garden;

Of course, he enjoys the attention of women, but not when they just want to sleep with him;

He is interested in sewing, especially toys. Every child in the Ministry has a special toy from Papa Emeritus III;

He also embroidered elements on costumes his ghouls;

He likes opera so much! And ballet. If he hadn't become the Satanic Papa and leader The Ghost Band, he would definitely have become an opera performer;

Sometimes he feeds stray cats that accidentally end up on the territory of the Ministry.

Copia

BEST RAT DAD EVER;

The only one who raised his ghouls himself;

Lover of good breakfast, lunch and dinner. And snacks. And afternoon snack. Oh, he often eats something. And drinks tea with condensed milk or juice;

That person who eats away his troubles with ice cream and watches sad films in the evenings;

His room is littered with comics, video games and various action figures (he especially loves Funko Pop);

In the evenings he goes to the infirmary to visit sick children and reads fairy tales to them. Sometimes he takes a couple of ghouls with him to entertain the children;

There are always sweets in the pockets of his cassock;

Yes, he is cute, shy and funny, but when he is angry... He is worse than the Sister Imperator. Don't make Copia angry;

He is simply an amazing cook. Everyone loves his peach pie with ice cream;

He has serious problems with sleep, so very often at night Copia can be found in the garden while he admires the starry sky.

I will never forget your eyes…

Never…

OMG🥺🥺

Overwhelmed by too many kisses. Too much to handle.

This is my new canon from now on

I really can't get over this post by @ficandkaboodle about V admiring Copia but being shy vs. Copia interpreting everything as a personal attack, so I had to draw it. No idea what their dynamic is actually going to be, but I want to play in this space for a bit.