Thinking About Being A Tweaker Full Time

Husband, I put the stars you gave me on a necklace

THATS SO PEAKKK now I have to make more so the necklace becomes full with stars LMAO

Hello husband

HELLO !!!!!!!!!!! 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

I need to stop reblogging things I don't understand because they look funny HELPP

Normal fandoms: I don't know if I like this pairing, A has manipulated B quite a lot and they keep enabling each other's unhealthy coping mechanisms

Hilson fans: when they drug each other 🥰💗🥹

Me, going through life claiming I've finished House when in fact my ending is Season 8 episode 20😔

as soon as the internet decided depression and anxiety were the everyman mental illnesses and therefore not to be taken seriously we were all fucked tbh bc the fact that i have to feel embarrassed to admit i have debilitating anxiety because people will think im just an uwu dont call me out coward is ridiculous. its insane that i have to clarify that my depressive episodes are like life threatening and not whatever dipshit dumbed down idea of depression people seem to have like oh yeah i just wanna watch netflix and eat ice cream and not text people back. like bro i think im the devil

I cannot tell what this image is conveying but it looks rad so.. 10/10 from me 😇

any fruit a day keeps the doctor away if you throw it hard enough

an apple a day keeps the doctor away but so does poverty

Interesting, I don't like apples

Thank God I'm poor

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

the humble zombie girl