Happy Black Friday, Fuck Capitalism :]

this animation gave my tablet a few scratches I had to order a $30 screen protector :sob:

I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time

me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

I have no excuse

They make me ill

Dancing bugs. The population of an old pear-tree. 1870. Book cover.

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one last late entry for superbat week :D day 2: accommodation mishaps! inspired by that time they had to share a bed in superman/batman annual vol 1 (2006)

Planning for a Heist!

Only you

So, about that tattoo Bill asked Ford to make in the Book of Bill that literally means "If lost return to Bill" how we feeling gang