What If Sorty And Scarfy Had Little Sock And Mitten Kids. What Then.

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me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

I had a vision after rewatching puss in boots 2. And Rodger probably wasn't as lucky as Puss, sadly </3

orb weavers' sexual dimorphism is hilarious to me like.

me and my big beautiful wife

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If you couldn't tell this part of their first meeting dialogue haunts me. The foreshadowing.....

Giggles.. i hate all of them.

I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

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