my favourite quote is, "maybe you are not in the future you're so worried about." it's scary but peaceful.
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Roj naye tareeko se g@nd fat rahi hai fir bhi haste muskurate zindagi kat rahi hai
I don't get it. We have ONE FUCKING HINDU COUNTRY AND THEY WANT TO MAKE IT SECULAR BY PLAYING FAKE MINORITY VICTIM CARD.
I have been criticised by the liberals and wokes for being Islamophobic. They called me hater of humanity and brainwashed by bjp.Now I have them agreeing with me. I wish yeh dimag bhaijaan banane ke pehle aa jata .☺️
The government was supposed to be scared of its people and not the other way around
I AM PRETTY SURE I AM GONNA GET ZERO ON PHYSICS PRACTICAL BUT AT LEAST MY STOMACH WILL BE FULL 🎀🤡🎀
Current achievement of mine about which I CAN totally brag about on the mentally ill app-tumblr
Future goals
It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.
"The number of hours we have together is actually not so large. Please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. Please forget your scarf in my life and come back later for it."
poem by Mikko Harvey
Me core
(I dedicate all my success to my family friends and bhagwan ji...but most importantly without my fans I wouldn't have been anything 💀)
Padhai ki tension me padhai nhi horahi bhnchod
All the damn time
credit: parkjiminspo
Who needs therapy when this exists
Sala sabka yehi haal hai kya😮💨
KYA BHADWA DATESHEET BANAYA HAI CBSE
21 Feb ko physics aur 6 din baad chemistry
Fir
25 DIN BAAD BIO!!
Yeh kya shit datesheet hai behanchod?! Khtm karo jaldi par nhi bacho ka Gand maar lo pura roo la ke khtm kardo usko end tak
I just interrupt in a very disrespectful way
Wow
When Antov Chekov said:
"I may not have amazing victories but I can amaze you with the defeats that I came out of alive."
@apekshanoexpectation and my friendship in a nutshell 🫂✨