I’m Not Fucking Around When I Say That I’m Manifesting My Dream Life.

A Hoe’s Guide to Flirting

in person:

smile! don’t cheese too hard, but smiling will show that you’re happy and open to conversation

ask for help! something as simple as asking for homework help, or to lift something heavy, will give a sense of pride knowing that he/she is needed

leave him/her wanting more. don’t play too hard to get, or they’ll just give up. but don’t go around giving your life story either. find a middle ground

physical contact is one of the most foolproof flirting tips i could give. something as simple as a thigh graze, brush of the arm, or shoulder graze will keep them interested and wanting more 

eye contact

flirt a little everywhere you go: with the waiter, the mailman, a taxi driver. practice makes perfect, and you’ll be surprised to see how well this helps when it’s time to actually step up

laugh at his/her jokes even if they aren’t funny. you can admit to their shit jokes only after you’ve snagged them

genuinely compliment them. it’s a great icebreaker and will automatically get this person interested 

be yourself! never feel like you need to be a certain version of sexy. you should be liked for who you are

don’t cross your arms: you’ll seem reserved and unapproachable. instead, lean towards the person you’re talking to. maybe cross your legs in their direction, or lean a bit closer

through text:

try not to get too serious or overshare. important things should be discussed in person

don’t reply to every message: it will make you seem busy, and not like you’re waiting for their next reply (even if you are)

don’t force yourself to reply to a text. if things are getting dry, stop texting back. it’ll make him/her want to work harder to grab your attention. 

ask about them! don’t go on and on about your life too much. getting to know the other person will keep the conversation going.

don’t underestimate the power of emoji’s

-kn

i wanna be rich but in a socialist utopia where everyone’s needs are met already so that i can drop bonkers amounts of money on vacations without being a greedy piece of shit 

someone said that luther and diego have opposite himbo energies this season which got me to making this

plus ben

i will not be taking criticism at this time

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if you are seeing this, you are going to prosper. you are experiencing a new part of your life where you will bloom into a better version of yourself and flourish. abundance is coming your way; love is coming your way; peace and clarity are coming your way. you have nothing to fear and even less to worry about. the darkness around you has been the soil and you are now getting ready to sprout. you are going to prosper