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if you are seeing this, you are going to prosper. you are experiencing a new part of your life where you will bloom into a better version of yourself and flourish. abundance is coming your way; love is coming your way; peace and clarity are coming your way. you have nothing to fear and even less to worry about. the darkness around you has been the soil and you are now getting ready to sprout. you are going to prosper

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why the mars signs are problematic

aries mars: doesn’t know when to shut the fuck up. just because you yell and talk over people does NOT mean you have won the argument! these people can come across naive because they just yell and yell and yell and don’t actually state anything of importance. 

taurus mars: irritatingly stubborn for their own good. close minded. possessive to the point where it’s insulting. this placement reminds me of that piece of gum that is stuck to your table that you can’t seem to move. truly believes they’re right about everything in the universe. i actually yawned whilst writing this.

gemini mars: likes to show of their intelligence too much. highly likely to laugh at their own jokes. takes nothing seriously and then wonders why no one takes what they’re saying seriously. goals and dreams change 24/7. at least pretend you’re stable.

cancer mars: needs reassurance every minute.  has a habit of projecting their insecurities onto people. has 4582 tear jars. somehow everything comes down to their emotions? likes staying at home to the point that it’s worrying. has a ‘me day’ 6 days a week.

leo mars: just a lot of shouting. ego central. ‘how will this make me look the best?’. puts on a front. applies for jobs they’re not qualified for. this placement probably puts on a million Instagram stories about why they’re sad and then genuinely expects people to watch all of them….please come back down to earth..

virgo mars: TOO fussy. as long as they’re comfortable everything in the world is okay. puts work before their emotions and then wonders why they feel empty. their words can kill. looks calm but inside it’s like a volcano eruption. loves cleaning programmes.

libra mars: peaceful to the point where it could be considered disturbing. favourite sport is the sofa…and netflix. ask people with this placement: ‘where do you see yourself in the next 2-3 years?’ and then watch them slowly disintegrate inside.

scorpio mars: here is the famous placement. considers themselves as really really scary but truthfully will brood about your insulting comment for the next 80 years and just throw various insults when they can. probably writes lists of people’s pet hates.

sagittarius mars: loves the idea of ‘peace,love and happiness’ but has the most anger issues. anger comes and goes. so fucking energetic it’s tiring. ‘I CAN DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ -gets bored two seconds later- 

capricorn mars: ‘work is my passion’ it shows. you can just hear the exhaustion in their voices. gets high off being right. needs to learn to have fun.  ‘oh there’s a pause in the conversation let me list my very long and extensive list of random achievements!’.

aquarius mars: just really loves to be different and quirky for the sake of it. loves to be the centre of attention but won’t admit it. more dramatic than leo mars. doesn’t understand the concept of social ques. pisses people off just because they can.

pisces mars: can actually be nasty when they become angry. holds a grudge but puts on a smile for show. you never know what’s going on inside their heads. lives in their imagination whilst everything in their life turns to shit. if you actually worked on your talents you wouldn’t need to escape into your imagination 24/7.

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

I hate when people won’t let me say I “grew up ugly” in peace. “You were never ugly” YES I WAS. Leave me alone boys used to ask me out as a joke, girls used to call me cow or big bitch and make fun of my clothes. I might not have been “ugly” but I grew up being taught to think I was.

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