Expect Miracles As A Realistic Outcome In A World Of Infinite Possibilities,

My uncle :) 

Wash your vulva with a gentle cleanser but not your vagina. Water is not enough.

I said what I said.

why the mars signs are problematic

aries mars: doesn’t know when to shut the fuck up. just because you yell and talk over people does NOT mean you have won the argument! these people can come across naive because they just yell and yell and yell and don’t actually state anything of importance. 

taurus mars: irritatingly stubborn for their own good. close minded. possessive to the point where it’s insulting. this placement reminds me of that piece of gum that is stuck to your table that you can’t seem to move. truly believes they’re right about everything in the universe. i actually yawned whilst writing this.

gemini mars: likes to show of their intelligence too much. highly likely to laugh at their own jokes. takes nothing seriously and then wonders why no one takes what they’re saying seriously. goals and dreams change 24/7. at least pretend you’re stable.

cancer mars: needs reassurance every minute.  has a habit of projecting their insecurities onto people. has 4582 tear jars. somehow everything comes down to their emotions? likes staying at home to the point that it’s worrying. has a ‘me day’ 6 days a week.

leo mars: just a lot of shouting. ego central. ‘how will this make me look the best?’. puts on a front. applies for jobs they’re not qualified for. this placement probably puts on a million Instagram stories about why they’re sad and then genuinely expects people to watch all of them….please come back down to earth..

virgo mars: TOO fussy. as long as they’re comfortable everything in the world is okay. puts work before their emotions and then wonders why they feel empty. their words can kill. looks calm but inside it’s like a volcano eruption. loves cleaning programmes.

libra mars: peaceful to the point where it could be considered disturbing. favourite sport is the sofa…and netflix. ask people with this placement: ‘where do you see yourself in the next 2-3 years?’ and then watch them slowly disintegrate inside.

scorpio mars: here is the famous placement. considers themselves as really really scary but truthfully will brood about your insulting comment for the next 80 years and just throw various insults when they can. probably writes lists of people’s pet hates.

sagittarius mars: loves the idea of ‘peace,love and happiness’ but has the most anger issues. anger comes and goes. so fucking energetic it’s tiring. ‘I CAN DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ -gets bored two seconds later- 

capricorn mars: ‘work is my passion’ it shows. you can just hear the exhaustion in their voices. gets high off being right. needs to learn to have fun.  ‘oh there’s a pause in the conversation let me list my very long and extensive list of random achievements!’.

aquarius mars: just really loves to be different and quirky for the sake of it. loves to be the centre of attention but won’t admit it. more dramatic than leo mars. doesn’t understand the concept of social ques. pisses people off just because they can.

pisces mars: can actually be nasty when they become angry. holds a grudge but puts on a smile for show. you never know what’s going on inside their heads. lives in their imagination whilst everything in their life turns to shit. if you actually worked on your talents you wouldn’t need to escape into your imagination 24/7.

Ah yes, the 5 love languages:

touch starved

my parents never told me they are proud of me

i love Stuff

im so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes

hey pay attention to me

You know what I want out of a Buffy reboot? I want a trans slayer. I want someone assigned male at birth but pre-transition to show up with all the slayer abilities and everyone to be like “a boy slayer wtf???!!!” and then she’s like “oh I’m a trans woman” and everyone is like “ohhhhh.” I want the slayer line to transcend biology and genetics. I want slayer powers to be something so innate that it’s tied into one’s own gender identity. Please. Give me a trans slayer.

if you can take hours doing art, writing, reading, making gifs on this app. you can take a minute to read this and then educate yourself.

Black Trans Women Want People To Say Their Names — While They’re Alive

"Everybody takes to the streets, and they rally, they protest. But where was that same energy when that lady was alive?"

Black trans sex workers’ rights activists say they are fighting for their lives.

In the midst of a generational reckoning over systemic racism that has coincided with a pandemic and Pride Month, the killings of two Black trans women — Dominique “Rem’mie” Fells and Riah Milton — within just 24 hours and the brutal beating of another have fueled protests and demands for action on the specific ways that racism and police violence affect the LGBTQ community.

Black trans people are more likely than their white counterparts to face employment discrimination and housing insecurity, and criminalization for their gender presentation under statues that permit police to profile people they think may be engaging in sex work. A staggering number of Black trans people — nearly half, according to a 2011 study from the National Center for Transgender Equality and the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force — have also been incarcerated.

Those who sell sex face even greater criminalization and the possibility of violence at both the hands of the police and their clients.

With historic protests for Black Trans Lives in Brooklyn and around the country on Sunday and a 6–3 decision from the Supreme Court making employment discrimination against queer and trans people illegal, there is growing momentum for change. But even as recently as Friday, the Trump administration attempted to undo protections for healthcare for trans people, and advocates say that policy progress — like a bill to repeal what’s called the “walking while trans ban” that has moved slowly in the New York state legislature — is still falling short.

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I’ve been asked many times what someone should look for when trying to find a good artist. The best way you can do this is to look at their portfolio, whether it’s in a book at their shop or online. If they don’t have good work in their portfolio, they’re probably not good artists.

The shop may be clean, the people there might be nice, and the design they draw up for you might be exactly what you want, but if your artist doesn’t stand up to the points listed above, then you’re going to get a bad tattoo.

It’s okay to walk into a shop, talk with an artist for a while, and decide you don’t want a tattoo from them. Even if the artist has a bad attitude about it or tries to convince you to just let them do it, remember this is going to be on your body for the rest of your life.