Classickore - Going Stupid

being gay is like…. we’re friends…. but are we flirting?…. now we’re fake flirting…. or is this serious flirting?…. we’re really good friends….. you tell me I’m pretty and I call you attractive…. but we’re just being nice, right?…. and I’m down to kiss…. if you want….

my plan is to jog in a zip code where the average house is $1 million dollars. i jog everyday. i run into the trophy wives jogging club. we jog past each other so often, they’re forced to interact with me. we’re friends now. i’m invited places. i meet other millionaires, men who love me. i marry the richest, using an alias. throughout the first year of marriage, i’m moving assets and cash to an off shore bank account. i fake my own death on our anniversary. he’s heartbroken.

i started jogging in a new million dollar neighborhood. i’ve just made friends with the local jogging crew headed by ashtonlynn and brotyna “chichi” who has a single millionaire brother,

the lesbian wristband

How to be scary and evil while still bringing joy and comfort to everyone around me

Care to debate abortion?

Nah

if you’re ever scared you’re not a good person, remember that bad people don’t care about being better 

Everything I do, have, eat, or use will be of the best quality. From the face cream I use in the morning to the champagne I sip before bed. I will buy the most expensive makeup, body lotions, shampoo/conditioner. Have the most luxurious top of the line spa treatments, frequently. I will have all the cosmetic procedures I want (tattoo removal, veneers, cool sculpting). My free time will be spent lounging around my $3 mil house and shopping online. I will drive any car I want, and when I get tired of it, I’ll get a new one. My wardrobe will consist of high quality pieces that make me feel my best. I will look exactly how I want to. My bank account will flourish. My business endeavors will be successful. I will live a life of opulence and relaxation.

Brows & Lashes ♥︎

Gleaming makeup 01

Hello ! I’ve always been really into skincare, but over the quarantine I’ve made it a goal to get better at makeup. So I thought I would make a beauty series on my blog of all the tips I’ve learned on each part of the face. I hope you enjoy these posts, and that they help you.

Eyebrows ❁

Must have eyebrow products :

Doll Face - $10-12 The Sculptress Brow Pencil

Glossier - $16 Boy Brow

Maybelline - $6.99 Great Lash Clear Mascara, I know this is technically for lashes, but it works well for eyebrows as well.

Anastasia Beverly Hills - $23 Brow Wiz, this is very similar to the Doll Face product, if you’re looking to spend less, I would go for Doll Face’s product.

Application tips :

Take care of your eyebrows by plucking and keeping them clean & tidy.

Know what shape you’re going for. Examine your face and figure out what looks best.

What style do you like the most ? Natural, glam, or soft. I like to go for a softer brow.

Clean up your brows. If you’re going for a more glam look, clean up your brows with concealer. I’ll be listing my favorite concealers in the next post.

Use a soft hand. This means to not draw on your eyebrows like you’re using a marker, go in soft strokes. Also using an eyeshadow in your brow color can help with the softer more natural look.

Lashes ❁

Must have lashes & products :

Kiss - Multipack $16/Single $6.49 Lash Couture Faux Mink, my favorite style is Little Black Dress

Kiss - Lash Couture Naked Drama ( also faux mink ) in the style Chiffon

Kiss - $6 Lash Couture Adhesive in clear

Sugary Baby Mansion ( small business ) - $11 favorite styles - Flo$$y & Vixen

I’m new to lashes, but so far I’ve enjoyed the Kiss lashes, and they’re not really expensive. They’re having a good sale too.

Application Tips :

Trim your lashes. This is of course optional, but if you want to avoid possible irritation throughout the day, trim a bit of your lashes at the top and bottom of the band.

Be careful with glue. With your lash glue, make sure to put a minimal amount onto the band, then wait 20-30 seconds for the glue to become tacky.

If you want to reuse, wash your lashes. Steps to wash your lashes :

Fill up a small bowl with warm water & dish soap

Remove the glue from the lash, very carefully

Let the lashes sit in the water after removing the glue for 2-5 minutes

Go through and use your fingers to seperate and clean the lash more thoroughly

Use a makeup spoolie to recurl and remove anything that’s still in the lash

( optional ) spray your finished lashes with alcohol to be safe

I hope this helped you, this is really long but I tried to make it as enjoyable as possible. Thank you for reading 💞

There’s a google doc attached to this post with all the creators links ( from the photos used )

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly