One Time I Had A Dream That I Unlocked A Secret Never-before-discovered Achievement In Disco Elysium
one time I had a dream that I unlocked a secret never-before-discovered achievement in Disco Elysium by squeezing into various nooks and crannies and got a special copotype called “Crevice Cop: seek out and inhabit crevices like some kind of man-spider” and I thought yeah!!! man-spider!!! crevice cop!!! this game GETS me!!!
and then I woke up to find that I had fallen partially down into the gap between my partner’s bed and the wall and was horrifically contorted and in agonizing bodily pain from sleeping in a position only comfortable to a brown recluse
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live house reaction
went to a new hair salon today and the guy after the cut was like “this is like my hair from the 80s, you know, like glam rock and motley crue kind of look” and i was like OH MY GOD SOMEONE GETS IT THATS LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT IM GOING FOR
put sunscreen on five fucking times today and i STILL GOT BURNT. like it’s not THAT bad but ughhhhh
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callout post for @clangcrunchyeowch he hates biodiversity and is racist towards vegetables
the one point that cost me my 4: I GOT IT RIGHT, AND THEN I CHANGED MY FUCKING ANSWER. OH MY GOD. HGHHHH
seriously like they can basically 69 on screen but a little kiss is too far… smh…
minecraft movie secret ending where steve and garret finally fucking kiss
equiussy…
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