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Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem
Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao
i love Martin shorts voice
More Martin Short Ballet Storytimes...
This is a couple of years old, but just stumbled upon this today — what a gem. I could get behind Martin Short doing this for all of the classic ballets!
If you want to go slightly crazy, here's a canon comic panel of Wade wearing Logan's tags.
wearing a mask so no one can tell where im looking
damn these canadians
something something old man yaoi something something
As a married person, I can confirm Wade and Logan are married.
Wade calls Logan on the way home from a job, talks his ear off about all the bullshit that happened (that Wade absolutely was the catalyst for) during the day, and Logan listens patiently, already pulling out ingredients for dinner, shaking his head.
When Wade gets home they cook together to the tune of Wade's shitty playlist that keeps getting paused for ads since Wade refuses to pay for the monthly subscription. Logan swears for the hundredth time that he's gonna buy a fucking CD player just so he can have some damn peace.
They sit on the couch every night when they eat and debate the future of Star Wars. Logan complains about Interstellar making no damn sense. Wade bitches about Logan reading the newspaper he specifically brought home for him.
Wade whines about putting the dishes away and Logan complains about the sheer volume of cups Wade uses throughout the day. Can't you just rinse it out and and use it again? You have a perfectly good cup of water on the damn coffee table.
Wade refolds all of Logan's laundry because no, towels don't get folded like that. And why they fuck is he folding his damn boxers? Just shove that shit in the drawer.
They squeeze into the shower together most mornings, though the water pressure isn't any good, so one of them always ends up freezing and hogging all the water. Wade complains that Logan takes too much damn time washing his hair, so Logan threatens to shave it off.
Yet, they love the fuck out of each other. And it fucking shows.
Wade buys Logan's favorite take-out every Friday, even orders it for delivery if he's out on a job and isn't home.
Logan buys Wade moisturizer and takes care of his dry skin every night before bed, even throws in a ten-minute backscratch because he knows Wade loves that.
Wade holds Logan on the couch while they watch TV, nuzzles his way into Logan's neck, forces compliments into his ear while he dozes because fuck you he's gonna use his newfound knowledge of subliminal messaging to his advantage.
They share a smoke on the fire escape and Logan talks about Laura and how proud he is of her. Wade talks about how excited he is for Vanessa's wedding next year. They cry sometimes too, hold each other's shaking frames as the sunlight fades from the sky.
It's all balance, give and take, with many good days, and some not as good.
They're broken people held together with super glue and a prayer, but they love like they fucking mean it.
THIS MY SHIT.
More merwade au because @cupcakemyducktape fueled me with doodles
You can trust him he’s soooo trustworthy you will Not be dragged down and drowned/eaten in whatever order
Logie bear wants to be the only girl, the only Babygirl that Wade wants romantically
big chest and thighs, tiny waist Deadpool >>>>> skinny ass muscle-less Deadpool
Someone please shove my face in the screen
I just need 10 seconds in those heavenly pillows, only 10 seconds I beg
THEY'RE MASSIVE AND WHAT'S THAT SMALL WAIST FOR?! ( for Logan to grab it cough cough)
me too wade, me too
bonus:
Thing for a yeah
Idk where the og base is from sowwy
Just thinking, what if Logan had never been sure about Wade and him being together. He wasn't sure if it was just a fling or if they were in a relationship since they had never really talked about it. Until one day, Wade called Logan his boyfriend or said whatever to confirm that they were indeed dating and Logan just broke down crying. He lunged towards Wade and ugly sobbed, just totally a crying mess. As no one had wanted him more than as a fling before.
THIS my shit I love when people draw Wade w his skin all messed up and stuff need MORE OF THAT
@sirwadewilsonfromimgur your wish is my command
@evyns-ghosting did it first! took inspo from him thank you <3
me when i’m not at home watching my old man yaoi show
Contrary to the plot of The Producers, Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom would have been sentenced to more than 5 years in Sing Sing.
Hypothetically, these could be the charges of Max and Leo based on what they committed during the run of the show:
Max
1 count of investment fraud resulting in 10 years of prison
1 count of embezzlement resulting in 5 years if prison to be served consecutively
1 count of conspiracy to commit fraud resulting in 7 years in prison to be served concurrently with the fraud charge
1 count of theft by deception resulting in 8 years of prison to be served consecutively
5 counts of prostitution resulting in 5 years of prison, a year for each count
Max’s final sentence would be 28 years in prison.
Leo
1 count of investment fraud resulting in 7 years of prison
1 count of conspiracy to commit fraud resulting in 5 years in prison to be served concurrently with the fraud charge
1 count of aiding and abetting embezzlement resulting in 4 years of prison to be served consecutively
Leo’s final sentence would be 11 years in prison.
Leo was given a less harsh sentence because of his lack of criminal history before Springtime for Hitler and because he was hesitant at first, showing evidence of Max coercing him.
Along with prison sentence, the two would likely be forced to pay back the $2 million to their backers as restitution.
FORBIDDEN (one sided???) YAOI.
STEVE MARTIN & MARTIN SHORT in FATHER OF THE BRIDE PART II (1995) dir. Charles Shyer
#he might be tiny, but he’s a star
no because I love this (sigh is this cringe of me)
Jack Frost Fluff Alphabet
A = Aroma (What do they smell like?)
He smells like vanilla and peppermint.
B = Babe (What would they use as pet names? Do they use them a lot?)
He’s a sucker for pet names and will use them often. He’ll have a whole host of holiday/winter themed ones on hand, but he’s a fan of the classics as well.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
You have to (quite literally) warm him up to the idea of cuddling, but once you do, boy does he love it!
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? What would they think about living together?)
Settling down definitely isn’t the first thing on his mind, but you could get him to come around to the idea in time.
E = Emotion (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
He mostly shows his affection through flirty jokes and some lighthearted teasing.
F = Flirt (How do they flirt? Are they smooth or awkward?)
He can be a pretty smooth flirt if he really puts in the effort to be.
G = Gifts (Are they a gift giver? What kind of gifts do they give?)
He isn’t big on gifts because he never seems to know what to get you, but on the rare occasion he does decide to get you something you know it always comes from the heart.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
He’s really not all that fond of hugs. He doesn’t mind them as much coming from you, but it’s not his favorite form of affection.
I = I Love You (How fast do they say the L-word?)
It’ll take him a while. He’ll have to get past those walls he’s built up to let you in, but when he does say it, he’ll say it with his whole heart.
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
Oh he can get insanely jealous. It melts that icy exterior of his and boils his blood to see you laughing or flirting with someone else.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you?)
His kisses are usually very spontaneous and can get a little heated. He’s also a big fan of kissing the insides of your wrists.
L = Little ones (How are they around children? Would they want some of their own?)
He’s not the best with children, though they do seem to like him. He’d never really considered having his own, but if you’re looking to start a family with him, he could really start to picture it.
M = Meet (How did they meet you?)
He met you at the beginning of winter when you rushed out to see the first snowfall and he was so charmed by your adoration of the season that he couldn’t help but introduce himself.
N = Nurture (Are they good at taking care of you if you’re hurt/sick?)
Frankly, no. He’s not great at it. He usually winds up making things worse. It’s not as if he doesn’t want to help you though.
O = Out (What’s a typical date night with them like?)
He loves giving you the whole winter experience. Things like taking you to see the northern lights, snowball fights, ice skating, etc.
P = Propose (When do you/they propose? How does the proposal go?)
He proposes on Christmas. Claims that you saying yes would make the holiday less awful for him. It’s actually quite the romantic proposal, despite him trying to make light of it.
Q = Quirk (What small habit/feature/quirk do they have that you find especially endearing?)
The way he always seems to be warm, despite basically being coldness personified.
R = Routine (What does a typical day together look like? Routines, schedules, habits?)
With Jack there is no routine. He likes to whisk you off with him in the middle of the day, or surprise you with breakfast in the morning. Routine bores him.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you?)
He can be pretty protective. Overprotective perhaps. You often have to remind him that you know how to handle yourself.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, etc?)
He puts in a pretty decent amount of effort for anything he’s serious about doing, but if it’s something he doesn’t want to do, that effort will be greatly reduced, unless you provide him some incentive.
U = Unique (What’s something they’d only do for you?)
Deal with Santa. It’s his least favorite thing to have to do, but if you asked him for a favor and he had to go to Santa to do it, then he would.
V = Vulnerable (How long does it take them to feel comfortable being vulnerable around you?)
A good while. He’s not so easy to get to open up, but once you’ve made that first crack, it can all come spilling out of him.
W = Wardrobe (What would they wear to impress you?)
His usual suit is pretty impressive already. It’s sleek and sexy, but you like seeing him in anything blue. It just makes him look so good.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
Jack is a terrible cook, but he does make excellent homemade ice cream.
Y = You (What are some things they would like in a partner?)
He’d like someone who would defend and support him. He can sometimes feel insecure, and to have an advocate would make him feel so loved.
Z = Zzz (What are their sleep habits?)
Jack is a light sleeper. He’ll be the first awake at the slightest of sounds. He’s also a sleep cuddler.
For 🧪 Anon
Jack Frost: @phantomofclownery, @creativegenius22
says Marty Short who wrote and starred in his own musical autobiography on Broadway
Oliver Putnam, knocking on his friend Teddy's door every once in a while:
only murders in the building is my new style of life
New Kotie model I'm working on!
*Koties are fantasy/fictional felines from my personal story/lore.
It includes the skeleton, muscles, and the whole Kotie in flesh and skin, which is based on them. I used the northern Kotie as a model this time, so this one has some large paws :)
~ Made in Blender.
This definitely took a lot more time and effort than the simpler method with just sculpting all the muscles (like I did in all my previous models; link to my previous Kotie model), and shrinkwrapping the skin to the muscles was really a challenge for both me and blender (maybe there are easier ways to do this, but I worked intuitively from my crazy idea, just as I always do). But it was also very interesting!
Each bone and muscle are created as separate models (most muscles are made with curves, then sculpted a bit), which gave me the opportunity to study each of them (and to desperately search for detailed references). I did not model the internal muscles however.
The anatomy is rough and simplified in some details, and attaching all this to even the basic armature turned out to be too extreme, so not all poses work well. But it is already a great reference for the Kotie anatomy! I'm happy with the result, and modeling all this gave me some more insight into the realistic proportions and shapes of the Koties, which I have been struggling with since the very beginning of drawing and modeling them.
The final sculp is not finished yet; it needs a lot more work and has no textures at all for now, I just quickly painted some colors with Vertex Paint, to make the character feel more alive.
canonically my ass bruh </333(possible delusions
Steve Martin and Martin Short appreciation post
☆〜（ゝ。∂）
born to comment on every one of Martin Short's posts FORCED for him to not have any social media </3333
Aw, this is so sweet.
