You’re Telling Me This Plot Has A Hole? Is It Tight?

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Shifter Eddie... I can't help but see him as a cat. All little and he acts prickly and standoffish sometimes but he's really SUPER affectionate and clingy if you let him do it on his own terms, and YEAH, his ears are just ALWAYS swiveled towards Richie. He's pretending to ignore him as he hides his giggles in his hand. (and like a cat, even if it seems like he's ignoring you, he's VERY demanding when he wants that attention, and he's just selective about who he loves and trusts)

IF EDDIE IS A CAT, RICHIE WOULD DEF BE A DOG. CAN YALL IMAGINE?!?!

Eddie would be like "STOP SNIFFING ME YOU MUTT" BUT WOULD SECRETLY SMELL HIM BACK ALL THE TIME?!

The height difference is so good, and the way Richie's got the broad shoulders and Eddie is pretty slender on the whole, but I LOVE that Richie just mentally exaggerates the size difference between them, like it doesn't occur to him that ANYONE could be more smol than Eddie and he just needs a way to hide the fact that he needs to blurt out how small (read: cute) Eddie is at all times and he ABSOLUTELY gets off on this at least aesthetically if not in a sexy way. (1/2)

Richie: Well we gotta watch out for Eddie, he's like a little ant! He'll get squashed! Look at his tiny little body

Eddie: I'm not that small, asshole! We're not all fucking giant gangly bears like you! With your big fucking shoulders

Ben: this is a weird conversation...

MMM! The hair thing! Like, he's never cared about that before, but Richie just looks so good?? And it's not like Richie is a bear, exactly, there are hairier guys out there, but the first time he sees a little chest hair peeking out of the top of a shirt, it's like... OH WOW, HE IS... SO VIRILE??, and his arms have a nice level of hair going on, and seeing Richie's shirt ride up and getting a peek at the hair leading down from his navel, where it is a little thicker? Of COURSE he's into it!

YESSS. IM ALSO SURPRISED that there's so many Bill Hader pictures showing off his arms WHAT IS THIS. Eddie would have a crisis

greg readily bad-mouthing his family

meanwhile,

Re: Eddie realizing things because Richie calls him 'babe', this is one hundred percent accurate. When I was young and in love with my best friend, he once casually and platonically called me 'babe' on the phone to confirm movie watching plans and my soul ascended to another plane of existence. I said something incredibly stupid. (at this point, we've got a definite sibling vibe instead of anything romantic but at the time... I was a very reddiecore small-town queer)

omggg Anon, thanks for sharing <3 <3 <3 my hearttt!!! RE:

PAIRING: tomgreg SUMMARY:

She looked between Sophie and Dan, whispered, “so who is that?”

Dan looked clueless and Mickey answered back just as softer, “no idea.”

“To be honest,” Sophie muttered, “I don’t know for sure, since I just started at Waystar, but I think that’s Tom Wambsgans? So, like, his boss?”

“His boss?” Jules was even more confused now, “why would he come here? Did Greg mention he was coming?”

Thanks to an anon before cuz now I'm thinking what if Eddie found out he liked being thrown around by Richie and it all started when Richie accidently pushed him against the wall too hard when they kissed and he's all omg im so sorry eddie im sorry please you're so tiny im so sorry oh god but Eddie is internally fuck im so turned on, could he choke me??

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