Latest Posts by baja-blasters - Page 6

Dear Hot Howzer,

What's your earliest memory?

Just the general sensation of being in a hot tub of sorts.

With your mom

hahahahahaha "a crispy egg"

why do you guys do this to us 😂

I'm just saying

Howzer, Sir! It's eternal-transcience here to report! I have a fantastic joke you might appreciate (but if its bad, I 100% got it from a chocolate bar wrapper):

why did the penguin find nothing in the market? Because there was no sole left :D 🤣

Wait. How is it you and anonymous?

This technology stuff is ridiculous.

I... um... don't get the joke... But it might be because I'm wildly distracted at the fact that there is chocolate with jokes?! Where... uh... where might one acquire such a thing? :O

How cool is Fireball? Seems like a pretty awesome guy.

He’s actually really HOT.

Hehehe get it?

Fireball?

Heh…

Here’s a question for you: so last semester I actually had a philosophy professor who shares the same name as you, which I thought was cool and funny because he’s one of my favorite professors and you’re one of my favorite clones!

All that to say, I was wondering: what kind of hobbies/interests do you pursue when you’re not on duty? Is there anything you like learning about?

Philosophy huh? Sounds like an upstanding guy.

Fun story... During cadet training, we had an instructor who wanted to further refine our mental conditioning by running us through rigorous moral dilemmas. He would insist that we go through every possible scenario to determine what the "best" course of action would be. His favorite setup was the Railspeeder Dilemma.

As for me, I like to learn about the outdoor areas nearby. Find fun places to watch the sun(s) move around and just enjoy the nature. I get made fun of for it a lot but it's just because these bucket-brains haven't all evolved to appreciate the finer things in life just yet. ;)

Good evening, Howzer!

I'll ask 2 questions, and if you'd rather not answer both, you can choose one.

What is something that has made you smile recently?

What is something you'd like to learn more about?

Thanks and take care,

@clonethirstingisreal

hi there! I discovered Reese’s Halloween bats and pumpkins, and they have made me smile on a regular basis. I would very much like to learn how they are made. 😛

You remind me of the Taco Bell of my childhood. Thanks, I guess.

😘

How cool is Fireball? Seems like a pretty awesome guy.

He’s actually really HOT.

Hehehe get it?

Fireball?

Heh…

Just saying you look pretty sad captain

Sexy

And

Dangerous

I… don’t know what to say.

hi howzer! :D

do you have any funny stories from the war by chance? my dad had a lot to share from his time that were pretty funny! hope you're doing well, btw!

From the war? Eh. It was ugly.

From the time outside of it? Now you're talkin.

Watching a room full of diplomats, warriors, and civil leaders try to keep their expressions neutral when Orn Free Taa's uncontrollable flatulence strikes up during meetings is always a good time. Also why Gobi isn't allowed in them anymore.

An entire squad once got matching tattoos of their captain... on their ass cheeks...

I'm sure there are more...

I’ve been told I’m supposed to answer questions… but I don’t have any. Anything I can enlighten you all about? In my “asks”?

Omg hi Howzer! Welcome! We’re so excited you’re here :) I’m Molly, by the way (I’m sending this from my main account but I can be best reached on my other account, @starstofillmydream. It’s a little confusing so I just wanted to let you know upfront haha!)

I hope your experience has been good so far, and I hope nothing scarred you too much 😅 it gets better, not to worry!

Hi Molly! Thanks for the kind words. This is a whole different world than Ryloth, that’s for sure.

And what’s a few more scars? 🥴

Hello! It's so nice to see you on the holonet. I just want to let you know that DILF stands for Dude I Lovingly Fancy. You have so many fans here.

Oh! Well, uh, thanks! Heh. That’s… not so bad…

Thanks for the unfortunately fitting expression capture, @starqueensthings

Ahhh, haha! No need to be poised. I’ve only been here for a day and I’ve seen some stuff.

Hey, Echo! I wanted to say thanks for your part in breaking Captain Howzer out of Empire custody! We were all relieved to see he made it through. You're a good egg! Does his hair look as good in person as it does from afar?

It wasn't a big deal. He'd have done the same. And, yeah. It's okay hair, I guess. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to it. It was a rough mission with a lot to think about afterward.

Oh! Well… heh. Hello. Not sure who the affectionate wet chap is but… thank you?

Hey, Echo! I wanted to say thanks for your part in breaking Captain Howzer out of Empire custody! We were all relieved to see he made it through. You're a good egg! Does his hair look as good in person as it does from afar?

It wasn't a big deal. He'd have done the same. And, yeah. It's okay hair, I guess. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to it. It was a rough mission with a lot to think about afterward.

What kind of Dathomir witchcraft is this?

Howzer you beautiful boy 💖

Alright, Fabio.

Hey, Echo! I wanted to say thanks for your part in breaking Captain Howzer out of Empire custody! We were all relieved to see he made it through. You're a good egg! Does his hair look as good in person as it does from afar?

It wasn't a big deal. He'd have done the same. And, yeah. It's okay hair, I guess. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to it. It was a rough mission with a lot to think about afterward.

Hey, Echo! I wanted to say thanks for your part in breaking Captain Howzer out of Empire custody! We were all relieved to see he made it through. You're a good egg! Does his hair look as good in person as it does from afar?

It wasn't a big deal. He'd have done the same. And, yeah. It's okay hair, I guess. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to it. It was a rough mission with a lot to think about afterward.