b3astm0nsterthing
they/he | 18 | writer/reader/artist | i rarely post original stuff and i apologize
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I LOVE MY JOB BUT I NEED A SECOND ONE PLEASE MAY ANOTHER FUN JOB FIND ME
i love saying "jork" when talking about jerking off its so funny . like yeah i jorked it crazy style today so what
it's like the old saying goes, The customer is always wrong and it's legal to kill them
I need someone to daily feel a stab of hunger for me and find nourishment at the very sight of me while I simultaneously ache for them.
meet me in front of condom world if u want an ass kicking
I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird
what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood
what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood
what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood
what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood
what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood
“Why’d you do that?” Please remember that I am using what I’ve seen in humans to mimic them
you can be a guy in a dress even if you were born a girl btw. "guy in a dress" is a state of mind
Should I send my GoPro back to Vinted if it came fully sticky, the back-piece doesn’t stay on and it only films upside-down?
flip it over
Today’s Autistic character of the day is:
Sam Seaborn from The West Wing
Can I put r800 in a box and shake them around aggressively
Yes
just bought tit premier ticket and merch bundle. dip and pip I hope you enjoy my money
evil transgender sex
HATE. HATE HIM. HE NEEDS TO DIE.
what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from
thank you for participating in wednesday with me today
Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.
big day today
how do magnets work. do you think they just like each other