Call Him Bubonic The Way He Plagues Me

The problem with “I want to write a fic where Sai and Karin are friends” is that it is 100% in the territory of like. “The rating exists purely due to the gore and trauma.”

Is there even kissing? Probably not. Is there cutting out tongues and then biting your friend to grow it back in order to slip the Gordian Knot of Danzo’s seal and gain your freedom so you can tear down the horrifying organization you grew up in? Y… yeah. There is.

[Podfic] Documents

written by @finemeal, narrated by @apple-sapling

Original work: Documents by finemeal

Full Length: 18:10 | Rating: T | Chapters: 5/5

Summary:

The G.I.W keeps a dedicated documentation of the ghosts they have contained.

Made for Out Of The Auditary 2025 podfic fest :D

Thank you to finemeal for writing this fic and having a blanket permission for podfics <3

Thanks for tagging me <3

I'm not so sure about that, but maybe I should just accept my cuteness.

@imtylered @maypersonne @did-sm1-say-catfish

Consider yourself tagged if you are reading this:

Make this picrew of yourself

Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)

Thank you for the tag @machiavellli !

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

Mel and her grandpa

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