Eddie as an old man: (like, 60)
Curmudgeonly. Lots of grumbling about lots of things. He can't help it, the dramatics only get worse with age. He can't knock back the beers like he could when he was younger, and he's learned that his body needs fiber to keep his guts moving on the regular.
His ass can't handle the long bike rides anymore. He won't let his body win the battle, he refuses to consider replacing the seat with a more comfortable one. A more age appropriate one. That's admitting defeat. He's sure that the day that he does that, the clock will move faster. He'll age 20 years overnight.
Eddie's belly is soft. He doesn't mind that, especially not when you rest your head on his lap and kiss it. He likes the way his skin gives, the way it molds to your form. He also really likes the way that your sweaty bellies slap together when you make love. The extra pounds on both of your bodies has added layers of comfort.
The gray in his hair doesn't bother him either. He likes the way it looks. He likes the soft texture of those fine and colorless hair. He likes it when you brush it out and braid it for him. There's nothing like the way your fingers feel on his scalp, he could close his eyes and never open them again. Perfect in his contentment.
The years leave their marks on his body, and yours too. He knows that. He sees the way your legs move in stilted steps after sitting for too long. He thinks about you, years ago, in a string bikini and smiles at the thought of you trying to shove your breasts into one now. He knows better than to tell you why he's smiling - he's learned that not every thought is worth sharing.
Yes, he is a curmudgeon. Grumbling and sighing. He remembers being young, and he remembers what it felt like to wake up in the morning without feeling that persistent ache in his lower back. But he wouldn't trade it, because he can roll over and put his heavy arms around your soft waist. Pull you in, kiss your neck. He can rest comfortably in the knowledge that you are here, and together you will see what happens next.
Gojo's wife is calm, collected and well all around mature, much like Nanami. So when someone was taken by surprise that your last name was Gojo and not Nanami, that was the first time Satoru Gojo felt true heart break, his throat closed up and he thought he was about to blast this person into the sun. Is this what seeing red is like?
Buut of course his very sweet and understanding wife, simply placed herself into his side, hand pressing against his chest running it up and down as you say gently.
'Nope, this tall handsome fella is my husband.'
With the proudest smile on your face Satoru couldn't stay upset for long especially when you looked up at him with those soft eyes, he hooks his arm around your waist before standing up straighter a smile spreading across his lips, a cheeky smile some would say, as he responded with.
'That's right.'
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Eddie Headcanons 1.
110% a girl dad
Loves head scratches or when you play with his hair
He likes apple juice more than orange juice
He has done stick and pokes on himself
He loves everything about Halloween, dressing up, horror movies, candy
He can be very competitive
He loves the rain
To calm down after a hard day, he’ll go drive around and listen to music
He can roll amazing joints
He actually draws alot, like dragons and shit
He’s a munch <3
He wrote a song about his mom
He’ll poke you if you aren’t listening to him, and will until you do
When he gets a new cassette or vinyl, he’ll call you so you can both listen to it
He LOVES physical touch
If he talks about his mom with you then he REALLY trusts you, he wouldn’t just talk about her with anyone
He fidgets alot, with his rings, bracelets, the strings in his ripped jeans
He says that he hates babies and their annoying, but really he is actually really good with babies and kids
He falls asleep in his jeans
He loves psyching people out
He’ll purposely turn off your alarm so you guys can cuddle longer
He hits people when he’s excited
Proposes with ring pops
He loves red slushies
Leaves notes for you all the time
He carries a pocket knife with him
He keeps a poloroid of you on the mirror of his van
BODY. WORSHIPS.
He thinks crystals are really cool
Likes drawing on his hands
He loves laying on you, your chest, legs, stomach, anywhere
He gets really giggly randomly (especially if he’s high)
He’s kinky, but hey maybe thats just me
He’s so loud, he’ll be yelling at like 3am
Listen…I think Modern!Eddie would think Brittany Broski is hilarious and would have a crush on her
He is very protective over you and his friends
(Sorry I haven't posted in like a week, I've been so fucking busy)
all your stuffed animals love you. they're not sad if they're in a box, or on the floor, or not held/played with as much. they understand. they know that you might need another stuffie more, or that you don't have enough space. they're just happy to be with you, and if you ever give them away, they'll be happy there too. stuffies are for comfort. they understand. they love you too. it's okay.
ushijima wakatoshi is not a man of many words, and when he does talk, he comes across as pretty blunt. but it’s not with ill intent; he means well, he’s just so brutally honest sometimes, which is why you immediately shut down when you hear the words “i don’t like you,” escape his lips.
your classes had just ended, and it’s a friday afternoon when you finally work up the courage to confess to the man who stands before you. the cherry blossoms around you dance in the air, painting a romantic, picture perfect scene between the two of you. your arms are outstretched as you present to him your favorite brand of chocolates.
“i…” you look down in disappointment, avoiding his gaze as much as you could, as if it’d miraculously hide you from him.
“i don’t understand you one bit,” he says, his monotone voice unwavering.
you’re thankful you didn’t bring any of your friends along. this was humiliation at its finest. on the bright side though, it’s a friday and you don’t have any classes after. so you’re free to cry your eyes out and curl up in bed as much as you want.
but these thoughts of yours do little to distract you from the moment, and your eyes can’t help but water a little as you look down and take a shivery breath.
“i asked tendou about you.”
that catches your attention, and suddenly you’re taking a deep breath as you look up in shock. he asked tendou?! now that’s going to spread throughout the entire school!
the tears resting on your eyes reflect the golden sun above. your brows furrow in confusion, and if it stuns wakatoshi, he sure as hell doesn’t show it. “why are you tearing up? you did not even let me finish before crying.”
“what else is there to say, ushijima?” the use of his last name sends a small shock through his veins, and yet ushijima still remains unmoved. “you don’t like m—”
you’re quickly interrupted when he speaks, saying “there it is again.”
and you scoff, because he’s not listening. but maybe you should, so you look behind to see just what he was referring to, but nothing’s there.
“what are you—”
“i feel strange whenever i’m around you.” he interrupts again, before clearing his throat and quickly apologizing. “i’m sorry, i did not mean… you can continue.”
“wait, no, what?” you scoff again in disbelief, brows furrowing as your eyes fidget around, searching for something that can help you understand just what the hell ushijima was talking about.
“when you looked up at me with teary eyes, i felt a pang in my chest,” he says, before continuing like he was explaining his symptoms to the doctor, “and when you referred to me as my last name.”
and finally, ushijima’s unwavering confidence almost looks like it falters as he looks away, breathing an exhale. he speaks again, tone finally somehow… softening. “i feel a different pang though when you visit my practice matches and cheer me on…”
no way. you made the ushijima wakatoshi shy? japan’s number one best ace?
he must be rambling, he thinks, but regardless, if wakatoshi hurt you, he wants to apologize and make up for it. starting by explaining. so, he dismisses his thoughts and continues.
“but, more specifically, i asked tendou why i felt irritated when i saw you tutoring that boy in your class,” he finally looks at you now, confidence returning as he tilts his head slightly to the left, “i have a crush on you too, it seems.”
you’re at a loss for words. because, didn’t he just say, moments prior, that he doesn’t like you?!
“i do not, however, like sweets.”
and you let out a chuckle as you bring your hands up to your chest. maybe it hasn’t fully sinked in, because you still can’t talk.
“i do not understand you because you make me feel all these emotions. and i don’t like what i don’t understand, but…”
ushijima brings his hands to yours, taking the chocolate as he opens it. he takes a bite, and there’s a faint hint of pink in his cheeks.
“there are a few exceptions in life.”
and then you see it. the man before you isn’t ushijima wakatoshi, japan’s top one best ace. it’s wakatoshi, your wakatoshi, whose biggest enemy is the concept of emotions.
Eddie imagine:
Imagine Eddie writing into every D&D campaign, a character that falls in love with your character. Or npc couples that are exactly like the two of you. You ask him one day why he does this. He just answered so casually like it was common knowledge, “because I’ll love you in every universe, time, and everything in between.”
immortal sukuna who — in your first life (1).
immortal sukuna masterlist
immortal sukuna who has had to live multiple lifetimes with you.
immortal sukuna who became blessed with immortality as he nearly died.
immortal sukuna who was found by you all alone in the mountains.
immortal sukuna who is stunned when you took him in.
immortal sukuna who has never had anyone be kind to him before.
immortal sukuna who becomes fond of his life with you.
immortal sukuna who finds happiness in making you happy.
immortal sukuna who falls in love with you, the only person who cares for him.
immortal sukuna who feels the happiest in his life when you tell him you love him too.
immortal sukuna who lives a peaceful life with you.
immortal sukuna who dedicates his everyday to you.
immortal sukuna who realizes your mortality when you suddenly get ill.
immortal sukuna who begins to dread the fact that you will end up getting old and leave him.
immortal sukuna who cannot bear the idea of parting from you.
immortal sukuna who is devastated when you suddenly pass.
immortal sukuna who felt devoid of meaning the moment you left him.
immortal sukuna who realizes that he still wants to take care of you, even if its on a graveyard.
immortal sukuna who wishes you could meet again one day, if you get reborn.
immortal sukuna who tries to remember what you looked like or what you sound like.
immortal sukuna who prays to any god out there that they reunite the two of you.
immortal sukuna who thinks even one moment with you again would be worth his entire immortal life.
immortal sukuna who would wait forever if he had to, just to have you back in his arms again.
washing eddie’s hair 🫧🧼💆🏻
warnings: tooth rotting fluff, soft eddie, nicknames (sweetheart and baby, reader calls eddie “eds”), a few “i love you’s”, nudity but still sfw
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“Sweetheart, I don’t want ‘Glacier Freeze’ it sounds like a car scent or something” Eddie sighs and shakes his head but you’re well invested in the shampoo bottles on the shelf.
“Come on Eds, it’s perfect. Good for curls, bigger bottle and smells amazing. Can’t use 3 in 1 forever” You put the bottle in the shopping cart and scan the rest looking for a conditioner.
“Baby”, Eddie wraps his arms around you. He rests his chin on your shoulder and mumbles into your ear. “I thought you loved me no matter what.” You laugh at his little antics, trying to dodge all the self care you’ve been. introducing him to. Last week was facials, this week hair routines and next week? The undeniable mani pedi time, of course eddie only lets you do this when he has a show coming up.
“I love you Eddie” You rub the ringed knuckles of the tall metalhead hovering you, back pressed into his lean physique. “This is part of my love for you. My pretty boy, my handsome rockstar, hm?” You gently tap his hands and walk foward to grab the conditioner. Of course he doesn’t let go of you, following right behind you as he pats your tummy.
He groans. He pouts. His usual behavior trying to pity you to just put it behind. He’s accepted defeat when you put the items onto the conveyor belt. Once you’ve made it back to Eddie’s trailer you set the items on the counter. Oil, shampoo, conditioner, brushes, combs, clips, scrunchies. All for Eddie. He never in his life imagined a girl would ever be doing something like this for him.
Eddie’s in his bedroom, stripped down to.. well nothing. You and Eddie have been dating for quite some time. You sleep over a lot, you help clean, you have seen each other in ways no one else has. So you find it humorous when you start undressing and Eddie starts gawking over your body.
“What is your problem.” You laugh and shake your head, tossing your shirt at Eddie. He laughs and smiles. “Can’t admire my pretty girl?” He fakes an offended look and walks up to you. Bare bodies and affection. “Well you were staring. Must’ve seen something you liked.” Eddie smiles and cups your face, softly stroking at the gentle skin of your cheeks. He runs a thumb over your soft lips, parting his own. “I see something I really like.”
Blushing. That’s what you do when eddie says things like this. You can barely hold the eye contact, and he knows it. so he pulls you into his arms and hugs you, soft yet very callous hands gently rubbing up and down your back, stopping at your hips. You love being affectionate with Eddie because deep down under the tough metalhead everyone thinks he is, he’s a softie for his girl.
Placing your hands on his soft shoulders, you look up into his honey smitten eyes. You whisper, “I love you.” He smiles and brings you in, pulling gently at your hips and plants a soft kiss on your lips. He nibbles and gives a small pull to your bottom lip. He smiles when he pulls away. “Love you more, sweetheart.”
You smile and look at the bottles of hair products lined up by the bathtub. “We’ll see if you feel that way after this.” He chuckles and finally, he starts his shower. Although now his showers have become your showers. Saves hot water and gives eddie extra time to be close to you. You and Eddie stand under the warm water covering your bodies. Once his hair is soaked enough you grab the shampoo bottle.
“Okay. First shampoo. I’ll do this part it’s more fun for me.” You start to lather his scalp with the shampoo. Oh.. Eddie’s never been more wrong in his life. ‘Glacier Freeze’ smells amazing. Feels great too, or at least that’s what the little happy murmurs from his lips are telling you. “Feeling okay?” You tilt your head a bit to see that Eddie has a small smile on his face. “I take it back.” He chuckles, “This is the best feeling ever.”
You raise a teasing brow. “The best feeling.. you positive?” He laughs a bit more, knowing what you’re getting at. “Okay second best. No wait..” He thinks to himself. “Fifth best feeling.” A bunch of laughs, followed by a bunch of scalp massaging and a bunch of complaints about ‘this taking way too long’ from Eddie and his hair is clean. Baby soft long brown curls.
Once you’re out of the shower and in much more comfortable clothing you sit on the sofa, Eddie sat on the floor between your legs letting them hang over his shoulders as you watch tv. It’s mainly eddie shutting his eyes to the comforting feeling of his girlfriend’s fingers in his hair, gently caressing in that conditioner that’s gonna make his hair smell so good. Feel so soft. He’s definitely gonna make you do this all the time now.
“Sweetheart, you were right.” He says a bit lazily, most likely dozing off from the comfort of your fingers in his hair. “What’s that?” He speaks up. “I’m thanking you,” He squeezes your calf that hangs over his shoulder gently. “For caring for me. My hair.. it’s never felt this nice”
You smile. “Aw. So sweet. You’re being so cute right now.” He groans and laughs a bit. “Okay knock it off. I’m not a softie I just love you. I love this.”
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people thinking that sakusa’s being maltreated because of the bruises on his forearm, but the truth is . .
Sakusa is known to always wear his compression sleeves on and off the court for post-game press conferences. It completed his signature look. His overall flair.
Everything seemed normal at first, but it wasn’t long before murmurs surfaced through the room. Reporters exchanged glances, some scrolling through their phones, others whispering among themselves.
The reason? For the first time in a long while, Sakusa wasn’t wearing his compression sleeves.
His toned forearms were exposed for everyone to see, and to the media’s surprise, they weren’t completely unblemished. Faint bruises and clusters of reddish dots speckled his skin—nothing severe, but noticeable enough to raise eyebrows. Some looked older, fading into his skin, while others were more recent.
The questions were bound to come.
“Sakusa-san, many fans have noticed that you’re not wearing your usual sleeves today. And, well…” she hesitated, gesturing vaguely at his arms.
“There’s been a lot of speculation about the marks on your skin. Is everything alright?”
Sakusa blinked once, his expression unreadable. He glanced down at his arms, clearly catching onto what she meant. A moment of silence passed before he let out a slow exhale through his nose.
He knew this would happen eventually.
“Seriously?” he muttered under his breath, shaking his head. Then, into the mic, he deadpanned, “I’m fine.”
The room remained unconvinced.
Sakusa could already imagine what the internet was saying. Rumors were probably spreading like wildfire—was he getting into fights? Had he been injured in training? Worse, was something happening at home?
“If I may, are those from mosquitos? With the recent outbreak of mosquitos due to the warm weather, could it be from those?”
“No.”
“Allergies, perhaps?”
“None.”
A few more reporters shuffled in their seats, hesitant but clearly eager to dig deeper.
Then, another one asked, “Just to clarify, you’re saying these marks aren’t from… any sort of external conflict?”
Sakusa’s brow twitched. He leaned forward slightly, pinching the bridge of his nose through his mask as he adjusted the mic, and let out another small sigh. “I’m not being abused, if that’s what people are implying.”
The room went silent. His fellow players exchanged approving nods, letting their teammate handle the situation.
“My wife is in medical school,” Sakusa continued, his voice even, matter-of-fact. “She’s refreshing her phlebotomy skills, and I often volunteer to be her patient whenever she needs someone for a demo or assignment.”
The silence stretched for a moment before a few quiet chuckles broke through, some from relief, others from sheer amusement at the unexpected explanation. Well, it wasn’t often Sakusa talked about you.
“So… you’re saying these marks are from blood extractions?”
“Yes,” he answered, tilting his head slightly as if this was the most obvious thing in the world. “She wants to practice, and I’d rather help her than have her struggle to find volunteers.”
Hinata whispered something to Bokuto, but even with the low volume of the mic, Sakusa still caught it.
“That’s kinda romantic.”
He turned his head slightly to glare at them, but Bokuto was already grinning. “No, but really! That’s, like, peak husband material. You’re not even fond of monthly checkups.”
Sakusa rolled his eyes. “It’s not a big deal.”
“Not a big deal?” Meian chuckled. “You’re literally letting someone practice on you repeatedly. That’s dedication.”
Reporters were already typing away, some clearly rewriting their headlines. What had started as a potentially scandalous story had turned into something else entirely.
The media had long known Sakusa to be a private person, almost aggressively so. He rarely spoke about his personal life, and to this day, many fans still couldn’t believe he was married. Out of all the MSBY Black Jackals players, Sakusa and your marriage are by far the most private.
It wouldn’t even have been known if it weren’t for Hinata’s post with the newly wedded couple a year ago!
And yet, here he was, casually revealing that he lets you practice medical procedures on him just to support your studies.
“Is she any good?” another reporter asked, grinning now. “At phlebotomy?”
His eyes narrowed briefly. “Her undergraduate course is medical laboratory science—so yes, she’s been doing this for years.”
“And you’ve never complained?”
He shrugged. That was the stupidest question he’s heard today.
“Why would I? She supports me in my career. The least I can do is support her in hers.”
The room was quiet for a second before a wave of approving murmurs spread across the lobby area. The tension had completely shifted.
Bokuto grinned. “Man, you’re really down bad for your wife, huh?”
Sakusa sighed, clearly regretting every life decision that led him to sitting next to Bokuto in this moment. “I don’t see how that’s relevant to volleyball.”
Hinata laughed. “It’s not, but it’s fun to watch you get all flustered as you tell them more about [Last Name], Omi!”
“I’m not flustered,” Sakusa muttered, tugging at his jersey sleeve slightly as if contemplating whether he should just start wearing them all the time again to avoid situations like this.
“Like hell ye aren’t,” Atsumu snorted.
By the time the conference ended, social media had already latched onto the revelation.
#SakusaBestHusband started trending almost immediately, with fans gushing over how unexpectedly sweet he was. Some joked that they wanted a “Sakusa-level” of support in their relationships.
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You had been watching the press conference from your laptop at home, your face buried in your hands as your notifications blew up.
A few minutes later, Sakusa messaged you.
Kiyoomi: I hate the internet.
You: And they love you, actually.
Kiyoomi: They won’t shut up about me letting you stab me with needles.
You: You do let me stab you with needles.
Kiyoomi: It’s more than that. Ugh, people don’t educate themselves enough about your profession
Kiyoomi: And it sounds worse when you say it like that.
You laughed, shaking your head.
You: Well, you are the best husband in the whole world ever. You kind of brought this on yourself.
He didn’t reply right away, and you assumed he was on his way back home. But when your phone buzzed again, your heart warmed at the short but sincere message.
Kiyoomi: You’re worth it. Be home in 20 minutes
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Eddie Headcanons 2.
Eddie is a biter, he’ll just randomly bite you, he calls them “Love Bites”
When Eddie has to talk about how he feels, he’ll kinda cover it up with sarcasm or jokes (he kinda does this in Flight of Icarus)
When he’s sick he tries to act like he’s fine
“Edward, you are sick, we can go out when you feel better”
“Y/N, I am fine” sniffles
He loves big red
He can’t really swim, he just kinda flaps his arms and legs and it works?
Your voice comforts him
He likes when you trace his tattoos
He’s really protective over Dustin, because he knows what it feels like not having a present father and he makes sure Dustin knows he can come to him for anything
He likes dogs but he loves cats even though he’s probably allergic
He loves to talk about his fixations but he also really likes hearing other people talk about theirs
He loves to just randomly come up to you and kiss you all over your face fast
Wayne doesn’t mind Eddie smoking weed but he hates when he smokes it in the trailer
“Damnit Eddie! If your gonna smoke that shit, do it outside!”
He always has a hairtie on his wrist
He has freckles but in the summer you can see them alot more
He was in theater but thought it wasn’t “metal” so he quit, even though he was actually really good
He says the most uncalled for things
Him and Wayne go on fishing trips
He has horrible hearing (probably because he listens to his music way too loud)
He has a bunch of cool rocks he found in his drawer
He can burp the abc’s no problem
He likes sunsets more than sunrises
He burns so easily during summer
Some nights Eddie can’t fall asleep unless you play with his hair. Nights where he needs those comforting touches after a long day. Those nights find him lying on your chest, wishing to be held as your hands work their magic, one gently caressing up and down his back as the other works its way through his hair. Combing your fingers through the thick curls, twirling strands round and round, massaging his sensitive scalp as the content sighs slip from him.
A finger traces along his ear, sending a shiver down his spine.
“That tickles,” he chuckles sleepily as he rubs his face into you, arms squeezing you a bit before relaxing.
Your fingers not stopping even as his snores fill the quiet room.