Latest Posts by almsworth-worm - Page 5

She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

fuck theyre not kidding

one of my buddies is occupying a fortified position on high ground. i'm going to kick his ass with ease

Red-winged Blackbird (Agelaius phoeniceus)

Prospect Park, Brooklyn (April 29, 2025)

your salad is looking a little balanced there dude - your thoughtful selection of ingredients ensures no one flavour overpowers. fortunately i have some balsamic syrup right here,

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have we tried sitting completely still in a dark room, my liege?

getting murdered but i can’t even afford the name brand stuff so im getting snawed in half and scrabbed to death and shit

he's such a little freak i love him

cute things to call your significant other, I&D style (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

the_infinite_and_the_divine_(2020).txt

He literally said that in the book

Been working on this one for a bit :)

i sleep diagonally so i wake up to a dutch angle view of my ceiling symbolising my descent into madness

I called a boy in my class a 'fucking twink version of dracula' and I feel fulfilled

Sometimes when praying people will go "and cast all my period cramps onto satan" and IT FUCKING HURRTTTTS

do you guys think vampires use stakes for kink like people use knives

maid virtue names such as devotion, laundry, and able-to-carry-dishes-on-her-forearms

do you still have the edit you did of the rollin video where fred durst says nonbinary people

if i was an elder in vtm i wouldnt even know wtf is going on in sects. “did you hear about what happened in prague?” no i was in torpor. or i was playing mahjong with my ghoul.

yeah blood bonds are unethical and shouldn’t be involved in relationships [hiding my boner]

me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

For the last time it's not 'mutually assured destruction' it's a sickass wizard duel.

Admin face reveal

trying to make unlikable characters

fake dispassionate murderer i saw you kill in anger