He's A Knight. Of Course He Has A Praise Kink And Low Self-esteem.

This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now

baby i can avoid eye contact in ways you’d never fuckin believe

no better ship dynamic than some evil queer platonic thing

i've never been married but i've been divorced at least 3 times

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

women & bitches love my cavern

its friday if i see any dissent i will be silencing it

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas