Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself
popeye_sailor10349213802: im sad
popeye_sailor10349213802: im not doing good
BLuTo-2005: I'm sorry man. Whats wrong.
popeye_sailor10349213802: spinach doesnt work on me any more
olive.oyl1337: ok
popeye_sailor10349213802: spinach stopped working on me even if i eat a mountain height pile of cans if spinach
olive.oyl1337: ok
they are going this drink after me when i die
the horsepussy
2 parts apple martini flavored crystal lite
1 part methadone
"Stop cringing – at your future, at your failure, at yourself in the mirror – and stand up and look directly at who you are. Not who you should've been, but who you are now. Let that person in. Let her be as mediocre and wrong and shameful and sad and miserable and brilliant and hilarious as she wants to be, because she knows exactly what you need to feel good. She has plans for you. She wants to show you what comes next. She wants to take you into the future you're dreading and say, "See? You never would've imagined this."
– Heather Havrilesky
just some concept playlists pt. 1
I hug you and bury my face in your neck. It’s been a hard day, I feel sick, but I can feel your heartbeat with mine, I can hold you close and pretend that we’re the only thing in this world. Because right now, you and I, we’re the only thing that matters.
It’s the 5th day of school after summer, you’re in math class and the cute girl you kinda sorta have a crush on has to work with you and your friend on a small project.
Going through a breakup, recovering and learning to love yourself, for the first time or all over again. Things will be okay, just give it time.
You’ve just run away, its 5:30am and you’re drinking bad motel coffee while watching the sunrise, you can hear the cars on the nearby highway and everything seems alright for once
You’re walking around your old hometown with a friend. It’s a cool summer evening, and the sunset is bright behind the dry hills that you can see in the distance. You want to capture this feeling because you know you’ll have to leave soon, and don’t know when you’ll be there again.
Every minute feels like an hour, every hour feels like a day, every day feeling like forever, but it’s okay because I’ll wait forever and a day for you.
You feel lonely but you make someone smile and you remember why you’re here. It’s lonely, it’s scary, but it will all be okay. Just keep going.
EMERGENCY POSITIVITY BELOW! You know how amazing you are? So freaking amazing that the universe had to give you some bad days because you were getting Too Powerful! You’re so lovely you practically glow! Everyone around you can’t help but stare. You deserve so much love, so stay safe and kick ass.
just some concept playlists pt. 1
I hug you and bury my face in your neck. It’s been a hard day, I feel sick, but I can feel your heartbeat with mine, I can hold you close and pretend that we’re the only thing in this world. Because right now, you and I, we’re the only thing that matters.
It’s the 5th day of school after summer, you’re in math class and the cute girl you kinda sorta have a crush on has to work with you and your friend on a small project.
Going through a breakup, recovering and learning to love yourself, for the first time or all over again. Things will be okay, just give it time.
You’ve just run away, its 5:30am and you’re drinking bad motel coffee while watching the sunrise, you can hear the cars on the nearby highway and everything seems alright for once
You’re walking around your old hometown with a friend. It’s a cool summer evening, and the sunset is bright behind the dry hills that you can see in the distance. You want to capture this feeling because you know you’ll have to leave soon, and don’t know when you’ll be there again.
Every minute feels like an hour, every hour feels like a day, every day feeling like forever, but it’s okay because I’ll wait forever and a day for you.
You feel lonely but you make someone smile and you remember why you’re here. It’s lonely, it’s scary, but it will all be okay. Just keep going.
EMERGENCY POSITIVITY BELOW! You know how amazing you are? So freaking amazing that the universe had to give you some bad days because you were getting Too Powerful! You’re so lovely you practically glow! Everyone around you can’t help but stare. You deserve so much love, so stay safe and kick ass.
ilove. staring out the window when its raining especially if im on the third floor of a building itmakes me feel really Cool and Kinda Divorced
Elevator Hitch is a short 2.5D surreal horror/escape room visual novel with point-and-click and puzzle elements following the story of two co-workers suddenly finding themselves stuck together in a “Perfectly Normal” 70s office elevator. They must explore each liminal-looking floor and find a way to get off the elevator to their actual destinations.
✄ Development & Story & Graphics ✄ > Me! (RachelDrawsThis) > @ekrixart
☏ Composer & Sound Designer ☏ > BellKalengar
🗎 Features 🗎 > Original soundtrack > 60+ CGs and 10+ backgrounds > 3D map viewing + point-and-click style gameplay > Character-driven story with lots of dialogue and choices that effects your entire run
☢ Estimated Play Time ☢ > 1 hour ~ 1 hour 20 minutes
This was a game made under a month as a submission for spooktobervnjam on itch io!!
Reblogs and tips are greatly appreciated!
tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry