Bro Pull Up Rn. I'm Sending You My Location. This Place Is Popping Tf Offff

im FACKING sorry alright

you could say literally anything on livejournal. this was posted in a my chemical romance community.

so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny

y’all still beat your meat? lol

thought i'd revisit this old benrey design i made like last year. king of the weirdness

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

just some concept playlists pt. 1

I hug you and bury my face in your neck. It’s been a hard day, I feel sick, but I can feel your heartbeat with mine, I can hold you close and pretend that we’re the only thing in this world. Because right now, you and I, we’re the only thing that matters.

It’s the 5th day of school after summer, you’re in math class and the cute girl you kinda sorta have a crush on has to work with you and your friend on a small project.

Going through a breakup, recovering and learning to love yourself, for the first time or all over again. Things will be okay, just give it time.

You’ve just run away, its 5:30am and you’re drinking bad motel coffee while watching the sunrise, you can hear the cars on the nearby highway and everything seems alright for once

You’re walking around your old hometown with a friend. It’s a cool summer evening, and the sunset is bright behind the dry hills that you can see in the distance. You want to capture this feeling because you know you’ll have to leave soon, and don’t know when you’ll be there again.

Every minute feels like an hour, every hour feels like a day, every day feeling like forever, but it’s okay because I’ll wait forever and a day for you.

You feel lonely but you make someone smile and you remember why you’re here. It’s lonely, it’s scary, but it will all be okay. Just keep going.

EMERGENCY POSITIVITY BELOW! You know how amazing you are? So freaking amazing that the universe had to give you some bad days because you were getting Too Powerful! You’re so lovely you practically glow! Everyone around you can’t help but stare. You deserve so much love, so stay safe and kick ass.