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Toxic yaoi for the dead end AU?

Sorry anon, not yet!

I didn't expect someone to immediately ask me about the yaoi, but hey I did say my ask box was open!

I need to add and redesign a shit ton of things for the yaoi to even make sense in the hypothetical canonicity I've given the yaoi. Just know the yaoi does involve your friendly goofy ink drop!

LMAO

Save me chat. I AM BLINKING TWICE FOR HELP!

Lmao

May I get a doodle of Cerami and Twisted Suitor plz? (Yet again, u don't have to do this, but I low-key wanna see if they're the same height lol)

Ah yes Twisted Glisten and his two feral creatures!

He's having so much fun!

@diggitydoggo

Think you should see at least the picture part

Hey!

What are everyone's favorite colors!

— 🌌🫐 (I'm picking emojis and I'll probably forget them lol)

((While everyone's distracted I approach The Child(you know which one)™ with malicious intents /silly /j))

Estrella: "White or Lavender."

Estrella (Total Eclipse): "Hot pink."

Alga: "Blue."

Milady: "I like red! Like Papa Shrimpo!

Dionysus: "I like EVERY COLOR!"

Alga (Dead End AU): "Grey

Cerami: "Yellow!"

Tessa: "Pea green..."

Imogen: "Blood red."

Also, you aren't getting far if you're approaching her with that intent. You have more than two twisteds ready to jump your ass.

Cerami Trivia + Poly Trivia!

@diggitydoggo

I don't have a doodle for today, but I do have a shit ton of random facts that nobody asked to spill!

Cerami Trivia

-They are chaotic and hyper, but they try to at least tone it down for others so they don't get strangled by everyone in range (Or so Twisted Glisten doesn't get a brain aneurysm lol)

-Despite popular belief of them being a rat, and rats eat cheese, they're lactose intolerant. This does not stop them from trying to eat something that has dairy in it.

-The morbid facts are purely situational, they don't tell anyone facts unless they are reminded of a 'neat fact' via events, or unless they asked. These facts are mostly correlating to the interests and hobbies of the toon Cerami is currently talking to

-They also have morbid theories that mostly make sense. They have already traumatized a good third of Gardenview due to the two pieces trivia above

-Cerami is a proud parent of 12 guinea pigs, 9 rabbits, 5 chinchillas, and 2 gerbils, making them a pet parent of 28. They keep them all in their hammerspace eye

Poly Trivia

-Cerami is the most affectionate out of the three

-Twisted Glisten once found Cerami squatting over the kitchen counter, eating an entire bag of expired pepperoni at 3am during a snack run with Twisted Suitor. Safe to say Cerami is not allowed into the kitchen without supervision

-Twisted Suitor is surprisingly very comfortable to lay on, despite literally being made of metal. Cerami and Twisted Glisten take advantage of this.

-Cerami has something called 'Pet Therapy' where all 28 of their rodent pets dogpile the other two partners. Twisted Suitor is the victim of most of these suffocating cuddle piles

-Twisted Glisten, if it wasn't obvious, is the caretaker and babysitter for these two, and is starting to get a coffee addiction due to how unhinged these two can be together.

@diggitydoggo

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REBLOGS GREATLY APPRECIATED

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Up to you decipher lmao

@diggitydoggo

@mrs-nightshade